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Roll Over and Play Dead

These detourned jokes are awesome and sad.

A Democratic congressman walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” The Democratic congressman whimpers, “You’re right, I’m sorry, I never should’ve come in here, it’s all my fault, boo-hoo, please, bend me over, I’ll do whatever you want because I’m a little punk.” The bartender says, “Jesus Christ, you people are pathetic.”

{ 2 } Comments

  1. squidocto | January 25, 2010 at 12:36 am | Permalink

    Ouch. If only it weren’t true…

  2. spacebarcowboy | February 2, 2010 at 9:29 pm | Permalink

    laughing and crying

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